Dear Arlo

Dear Arlo,

Really?

Sincerely,
B.

Dear B.

Um.  It was an accident?

Yours,
Arlo

Dear Dogs

Dear Dogs Arlo:

Underneath my pillow is really not an acceptable spot for burying your bones.

Sincerely,
B.

Dear Dogs...

Dear Dogs Arlo,

The toilet paper roll is not a dog toy.

Sincerely,
B. & A.